Confessions of a Chronic Dork

Singing along to: Flogging Molly, Between A Man And A Woman

Stolen from The Caffeinated Librarian.

The Rules:
* Pick 15 of your favorite movies
* Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie (or quote them from memory because you are that bad ass)
* Post them on your blog for everyone to guess
* Fill in the film title once it’s been guessed

These are your rules:
* No Googling or using IMDb search functions (Don’t cheat!)
* Leave your answer(s) in the comments

The person who guesses the most movies gets... well, absolutely nothing, except for the satisfaction of knowing that A) you share my exceptionally fine taste in cinema and B) you have no life, possibly. And really, what prize could be better than knowing that?

The Quotes:

1. "Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket..." Serenity, guessed by James


2. "That's the beauty of argument: if you argue correctly, you're never wrong."Thank You For Smoking, guessed by James.


3. "Oooh, he's so handsome! Just like his reward posters..." Robin Hood (Disney version, of course), guessed by Grace.


4. "We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!" Shrek, guessed by Mary Alice.


5. "Nah, Tone, you're just jealous. You know perfectly well that any bar anywhere in America contains ten girls more beautiful and more likely to have sex with me than the whole of the United Kingdom." Love Actually, guessed by Emily


6. "I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science." Anchorman, guessed by Emily


7. "Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony." Monty Python and the Holy Grail, guessed by James


8. "It's not everyday you find a girl who'll flash someone to get you out of detention." 10 Things I Hate About You, guessed by Christie


9. "...what do you do? You laugh. I'm not saying I don't cry but in between I laugh and I realize how silly it is to take anything too seriously. Plus, I look forward to a good cry. It feels pretty good." Garden State, guessed by Emily


10. "We must meet this threat with our courage, our valor, indeed with our very lives to ensure that human civilization, not insect, dominates this galaxy now and always!"


11. "Consider the lilies of the goddamn field." O Brother Where Art Thou?, guessed by Mary Liz


12. "Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles..." The Princess Bride, guessed by Mary Alice


13. "If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will..." Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back guessed by Mary Liz


14. "Yeah. French writer. Total loser. Never had a real job. Unrequited love affairs. Gay. Spent 20 years writing a book almost no one reads. But he's also probably the greatest writer since Shakespeare. Anyway, he uh... he gets down to the end of his life, and he looks back and decides that all those years he suffered, Those were the best years of his life, 'cause they made him who he was. All those years he was happy? You know, total waste. Didn't learn a thing. So, if you sleep until you're 18... Ah, think of the suffering you're gonna miss. I mean high school? High school-those are your prime suffering years. You don't get better suffering than that." Little Miss Sunshine, guessed by Mary Alice


15. "Now if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you can come up with another clever idea to get us all killed - or worse, expelled." Harry Potter & the Sorcerer's Stone, guessed by James.

Update: All the titles have been guessed (you guys rock) except for #10, Starship Troopers, which, despite its many selling points, is not the most quotable movie ever made.

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