The most important earrings in the history of jewelry

So here's the thing: I am decisive in inverse proportion to the importance of the decision. This has never been more evident than during the wedding planning.


Picking a venue? Super-easy.
Picking a photographer? No sweat.
Picking a wedding ring? Mildly stressful, but once I psyched myself up to spend the money, it was a done deal.
Picking earrings to wear? IF I PICK THE WRONG ONES THE WORLD WILL END.

I finally ordered some, and so far no apocalypse, but y'all, I have been browsing Etsy for weeks looking at earrings. WEEKS. I spent more time weighing my earrings options than I did weighing my dress options.

And by the way, lest you think this is some bridezilla thing and further proof that weddings in America are out of control, then I invite you to come to Target with me and witness my terrible agonies in the paper towel aisle.

Singing along to: Iron & Wine, Promising Light